Him: let's get in bed please my little sick kitten...
Me: please don't make me a burrito *pleading eyes*
Him: Okay baby just lay still so I can tuck you in... *moves the blankets around me*
Me: please pleeeeeeease don't make me a burrito! *pouty face*
Him: okay okay! *finishes making me into a blanket burrito* there! What an amazing kitten burrito I've made!
Me: *squirms violently* BETRAYAL BETRAYAL! HELP IVE BEEN MISLED! I CANT GET UP I CANT GET UP!
Him: that my sweet is the entire point of the blanket burrito... Now I don't have to worry about you trying to get out of nap time! I will be right here reading if you need me.
Me: *squirms* no no no no no! NO! No naps!*squirming slows down* I don't need a nap even if it's cozy! *sleepily* burritos don't even sleep anyways, sometimes they dance outside of the food place but they don't sleep! *yawns* I'm so mad at you Daddy.... Naps are for babies... *falls asleep*